(Source: gucci-flipflops)
Aliens/Higher Power: Can the human race just…chill?
Person A: Humans haven’t chilled since they decided to walk on two legs.
Person B: Nah dude, humans haven’t chilled since fuck boi fish dragged their scaled asses out of the ocean.
Stop making fun of people’s jobs. It doesn’t matter if someone is the ceo of a business company, doctor, fry cook, retail worker, janitor, teacher, whatever. They’re doing what they gotta to to support themselves, and it’s none of your business.
